Things I would have tweeted this week if it weren’t obnoxious:
1. I never once fell walking to class. Everyone: please be proud and give me a round of applause.
2. The third floor of Wood has a bathroom, and in that bathroom there is a stall, and that stall has a sign, and that sign reads, “Please flush the toilet!” I wanted to laugh and I wanted to cry all at the same time.
3. I hate Geology.
4. Thanks Trob and Keith for attempting to share the life out of Austin and I by hiding in the back of my car.
5. (500) Days of Summer and Just Friends are on TV at the same time. This is a problem.
6. I think I’m almost over Pinterest. Yes, I just said that.
7. The amount of odors in Nickerson are many and each one of those make me want to puke.
8. I’m so thankful my friends, especially when they all cram into my dorm and watch “The Help” with me.
9. Todd hall is closed, thus I will go home and make Mac and Cheese. #momentsilovegoingtoschoolindaburg
10. I want to start bringing chocolate chips to the pancake man in Todd. I wonder how he’d feel about that?
